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a hydrophilic bulking agent that’s used in super old lubes, sci-fi films as alien slime, and old people who suffer from irregular bowel movements (it’s a laxative if you eat it). A prostitute has claimed women and men cheat because there’s so much bad sex out there in a revealing Reddit stream. When I was six years old, I gave my first blowjob.It’s a game, said He. Curious about what fake cum is? According to the internet, it’s methylcellulose, a.k.a. This poem was submitted anonymously and first published on Glasnost.